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Oops!
I recently stumbled across a website that just happened to be selling silver shoes. I had promised myself there would be no more shoe purchases for the month, so I dutifully ignored the fact they were...
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Florsheim by Ducky Brown
Or is that Ducky Brown by Florsheim? Nope. Definitely the first one. Florsheim have been making crappy boring shoes for the less than discerning gentleman for 100 years or so. Okay, I might be being a...
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I didn’t see you come in…
Well, looky here! We’ve had a few new visitors to the blog that have decided to stick around for a while. We are now the MIGHTY 300! Fear us! Revere us! You better wear gloves when you come near us!...
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It’s not me, it’s you.
There’s something immensely satisfying walking down the main street of Newtown and seeing my shoes in a store window. Well, technically, they’re not my shoes anymore. But of course I’ll tell anyone...
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There’s gold on them thar shoes!
The Chinese are known for many things. Tibetan Mastiffs. Thousand Year Eggs. Human rights abuses. But all these things can be overlooked, now they’ve made me a pair of gold shoes. That’s right. Just...
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A poor relation.
Remember the gold shoes I purchased not long ago? These are their poor cousins. I couldn’t split them up, so I had to bring them both over to the Shoeplex. By the Gods, I’m a nice guy!
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Dirty shoes?
Remember when you were a kid and you hated wearing new shoes to school? You’d try as hard as you could to scuff them up before any school friends saw them, but not too much, fearing that your parents...
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A rare addition
I know, right? It’s been aaaages since I indulged in a little retail therapy for the footsies. I figured after so long, only a pair of bright multi-coloured shoes would suffice. I think I well and...
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I’m still here.
No, really. I know it’s been a week since my last post and about three years since my last entertaining one. I’m still singing the same old song about being busy with work. I simply haven’t had the...
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