Or just ridiculously awesome?
Since the recent extension of the Shoeplex, I’ve been looking for a worthy new adoption.
I managed to rescue these poor soles the other day. (Get it? Souls? Soles? God,I’m hilarious!)
They started out as a lovely pair of Italian olive green slip ons, happy, excited with their lot in life, knowing they would soon be sold for at least $300 in a renowned shoe boutique.
Now, I can’t go into great detail about the horrors that they have endured during their short life, but take one look at that creeping beige over the toes, and you know it hasn’t been pretty.
So there I found them, forlorn, hopeless, no longer on the top shelf of that boutique, resigned to the specials shelf instead, almost embarrassed to be selling for a little over $100.
With me being the completely and awesomely caring person that I am, I took pity on them and brought them home to join the other members of the Shoeplex community.
Have I mentioned how wonderful I am?
Shoes – Brando
